Seascout-Net Mail Archive for February of 1999: The overweight purse.
The overweight purse.
CDR John R. Erickson USCG
Sun, 14 Feb 1999 14:32:46 -0600
Dear frozen Vikings; Don't, repeat, Don't mail it back.. the postage is
way out of line, I told him not to eat anything up there with out an FDA
stamp. According to my contacts in Little ole Rhodie the only Quahogs
come from Narraganset Bay, the others, "Quohogs" are only "morphed"
transplants or have been stolen by jealous southerners and placed in an
unhealthy environment. Thus the molting of the word Quahog to Quohog
denoting their difference from the true Narraganset Poquauhock. I'm
sure since he has a habit of eating turtles and armadillos, shell and
all, it is no wonder he got sick. By the way, if the purse didn't have
big orange like spots, a West marine Muffler and and an old corn cob
pipe, it twern't Alphonse, so keep looking. I just can't figure out why
he didn't go to Houston and take Sweet Cynthia and the crew of
Invincible out on a water-skiing date, you know, that Alligator really
is a couple of socks short of a full sea bag. And now, before the more
mature younger generation swats us with a nail riddled 2x4 for hogging
the scout net...... BYE YISS
The Midnite Skulker a.k.a. JRE Skipper Ship 1, Slidell, La.
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