scouts-l Mail Archive for June of 2000: Making the wrong assumptions... (A Friday funny)
Thu Jun 22 2000 - 18:54:01 CDT
Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In
the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple
minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al
turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has got a solid-gold urinal in
bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about cutting
the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?"
Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when we get home
and find out."
They got home and she called Hillary, "Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold
urinal in his bathroom?"
Hillary put her hand over the receiver and said, "Bill, I just found out who
peed in your saxophone!
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I used to be a Knot-Head... SSD-20
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