scouts-l Mail Archive for November of 1999: Re: Scout(er)s & Elephants
Tue Nov 09 1999 - 16:43:41 CST
now THAT was funny, LOL, ROTFLMAO, etc. etc.
> From: Steve Hoar <shoar@INFINET.COM>
> Subject: Scout(er)s & Elephants
> At 02:58 AM 11/9/99 , Gary Apfelstadt wrote:
> >How do you Hunt Elephants?
> How does BSA hunt elephants?
> Leaders hunt elephants by getting out the Guide to Safe Elephant
> hunting and the Elephant Hunter advancement guide, reading them
> both and realizing that they must travel in large groups and use
> nonharmful weapons. They also find out that the hunter must make
> up a three day menu to serve the elephant and clean up afterwards.
> Boys hunt elephants by running wildly through the woods at night with
> flashlights playing 'capture the elephant'.
> National offers to buy the elephant buy paying huge salaries justifying
> it by saying if you want to get the best elephant you gotta pay for it.
> Scouts-L cant get started hunting elephants until they figure out when
> the elephant will wear a hat, check his underware, and whether or not
> we will allow both male and female elephants to be hunted.
> Finally, parents dont hunt elephants. They won't help you hunt elephants
> and dont like to pay for equipping safaris. They will drop off junior
> expect you to take them on the safari, and gripe when junior is not
> the number one bwana.