Scouts-L Mail Archive for April of 1999: Quick on your feet
Quick on your feet
Tue, 6 Apr 1999 15:17:03 -0400
Boy Scout Training True Story
Thanks to the office of Rep. Edward Royce, California Republican, for
sending us the following excerpt from a local radio interview:
The female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these
on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range
discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not
End of the interview