Scouts-L Mail Archive for October of 1998: More Halloween Run-ons
More Halloween Run-ons
Thu, 29 Oct 1998 13:54:12 +0000
Sorry, I swear that these are the last ones. You could use them in your
pack meetings next year. Happy Halloween!.
(costume this year: fuzzy dice and a map.....pair-a-dice lost)
Halloween One-liners and Run-ons
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon Bone-apart
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State
Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In Howllywood, California
Q. Where do most goblins live? A. In North and South Scarolina.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving
Q. What do little monsters call their parents? A. "Mummy" and "Deady"
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations? A. They're afraid they'll relax and
Lorie McGraw <firstname.lastname@example.org> Webelos DL Pack 410
Etowah Creek District Indian Waters Council, Columbia, SC
Slide Show Neckerchief Slides: http://home.att.net/~llmcgraw/etowah/slides.htm
If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?