Scouts-L Mail Archive for October of 1998: Run-Ons for Halloween Pack Meetings
Run-Ons for Halloween Pack Meetings
Fri, 23 Oct 1998 21:05:00 +0000
Just a few Halloween funnies for the pack/troop meetings in the next week or
so. Have a great weekend
> Q. Why don`t witches like to ride their brooms when they`re angry?
> A. They`re afraid of flying off the handle!
> Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
> A. No body
> Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
> A. Bone appetit !
> Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
> A. Dayscare centers
> Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
> A. His ghoul friend.
> Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
> A. Benjamin Frankenstein
> Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
> A. Ice Scream
> Q. What`s a monster`s favorite play?
> A. Romeo and Ghouliet
> Q. What do witches put on their hair?
> A. Scare spray
> Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
> A. Bamboo
> Q. What`s a haunted chicken?
> A. A poultry-geist
> Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
> A. Because he was in need of a light snack
> Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
> A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
> Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
> A. Boo boos
> Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
> A. Because of his coffin
> Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
> A. They`re good at keeping things under wraps
> Q. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
> A. Ghost-Toasties
> Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
> A. A wash and wear wolf
> Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person`s
> corn flakes?
> A. A cereal killer
> Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
> A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they`d be M&M`s
> Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
> A. His other fang.
> Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
> A: Twick or Tweet
> Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
> A: Squash
> Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
> A: Spelling
> Q: What does a vampire fear most?
> A: Tooth decay
> Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
> A: At a blood bank
> Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
> A: To the dead sea
> Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
> A: A blood vessel
> Q: Why are there fences around cemetaries?
> A: Because people are dying to get in.
> Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
> A: He didn't have the guts.
> Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
> A: Because demons are a ghoul`s best friend!
> Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his
> A: He was repossessed.