Scouts-L Mail Archive for October of 1998: Possible Skit
Mon, 19 Oct 1998 03:29:16 +0000
Hi, all, and happy Monday. This is an old joke, but one that I think should
make a great skit with few changes.
A large green frog hops into a bank, jumps up on the counter
and says to the teller, "I want a loan." The teller says,
"You'll have to see the loan officer. Her office is down
the hall and the name on the door says "Patricia Wack."
So the frog hops off the counter, down the hall and to Mrs.
Wack's office. He jumps up on her desk and says, "I want a
loan." Mrs. Wack, quite puzzled, gives the standard line,
"We must have something to secure the loan, some
At that the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on her
desk and repeats that he wants a loan. So Patricia picks up
the ceramic lion, goes in to the bank president's office,
places the ceramic lion on his desk, and tells him, "I have
this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is
what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs.
Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion and finally says, "It's
a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
Lorie McGraw <email@example.com> Webelos DL Pack 410
Etowah Creek District Indian Waters Council, Columbia, SC
Slide Show Neckerchief Slides: http://home.att.net/~llmcgraw/etowah/slides.htm
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