Proverbs by Kids Skit
Lorie McGraw (llmcgraw@WORLDNET.ATT.NET)
Thu, 17 Sep 1998 11:01:43 +0000
we can all use a chuckle. I remember when Art Linkletter used to
do his "Kids Say the Darndest Things" bit on his show. This bit of humor
has been floating around on the web for a while and might be a cute skit
with the leader reading the first part into a micrphone (highly recommended)
and the Wolf or Bear reading the response.
Have a great day!
Columbia SC <email@example.com>
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A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each
kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with
Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust... Me
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To
Blow Your Nose.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Edie.
Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
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