Mark Arend (arend@CENTURYINTER.NET)
Thu, 3 Sep 1998 20:12:34 -0500
Got this from a friend:
Two boys are playing football in Grant Park when one is attacked by a rabid
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's
neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy.
"Young Chicago Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts
writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Bears' fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Chicago, I just assumed you were." said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Minnesota Vikings' Fan Rescues Friend
>From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Vikings fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the Midwest was either for the Bears or Vikings.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck
[deleted] Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Mark W. Arend
Beaver Dam Community Library
311 N. Spring St. Outside of a dog, a book is
Beaver Dam, Wisc. 53916 man's best friend. Inside of
(920) 887-4631 (fax 887-4633) a dog it's too dark to read.
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