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Randy Worcester (RandyWoo@AOL.COM)
Sun, 30 Aug 1998 20:04:06 -0400
The Scoutmaster and his Tenderfoot son went on a camping trip.
As they lay down for the night, the Tenderfoot said: "Dad, look up into
the sky and tell me what you see".
His Scoutmaster Father responded: "I see millions and millions of stars".
Tenderfoot Son: "And what does that tell you?"
Scoutmaster Dad: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it
tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Tenderfoot Son: "Somebody stole our tent".
I just felt the list has been lacking humor lately.
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