Re: Killing Chickens
James H. Moss (JHMoss@LAWYERNET.COM)
Sat, 22 Aug 1998 11:59:25 -0600
Old guy was sitting in his boat throwing dynamite overboard. After the
explosion he would scoop up all the fish. The local game heard about his
fishing methods and decided to investigate. So early the next morning the
warden was at the dock and approached the old man.
"What are you going to do?" Warden
"Going fishing." Old Man
"Got a license?" Warden
"Yup" Old Man
"Mind if I go fishing with you?" Warden
"Nope" Old man.
So the two of them rowed out in the lake. The old man reached in his tackle
box and pulled out a stick of dynamite and tossed it in the lake before the
warden could react.
"Hey" yelled the warden, "you can't do that!" As the old man pulled out
another stick and lit the fuse. He tossed the stick to the warden and said
"are you going to talk all day or are you going to fish?"
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City