Re: Elephant Jokes
Brian Suddeth (Brian@SUDDETH.COM)
Fri, 10 Jul 1998 22:16:55 -0400
For those who like to count things, I got six responses to this. One
cheered for me, one "Aw shucks"ed me, and four wanted to keep them
coming. Those who accuse me of having no sense of fun or humor need to
meet me at a Pack meeting or camp. They'll never know me.
If the jokes had been about Scouting IN ANY WAY, I'd have cheered with
the rest. For other jokes, try jumping to rec.humor.funny or some other
humor forum, and you will get THOUSANDS of excellent jokes, on nearly
any topic (some of them even clean enough to use with the scouts!) Such
references are a much better use of this list.
Since I've been out voted anyway, carry on!
Why do cub scouts run so fast in the forest at night? To escape the
elephants swinging through the trees.
What's that yucky stuff between the elephant's toes? Slow cub scouts!
S. Brian Suddeth wrote:
> I'll be the wet blanket here.
> PLEASE TAKE THE JOKES OFF LINE! There are humor forums elsewhere that
> you can use to fill your quota on any topic. Since the jokes are not
> directly scout related, I quickly tired of seeing them in SCOUTS-L.
> Brian Suddeth
> Cubmaster, Pack 1046
> NCAC, Patuxent District
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