Re: Send me your Bear Jokes
Grant O'Neil (oneilg@IINET.NET.AU)
Fri, 10 Jul 1998 15:43:18 +0800
At 19:04 7/07/98 +0100, you wrote:
>Barry Runnels wrote:
> SO SEND ME YOUR BEAR JOKES.
This one started out as a lion joke, but survives the translation okay...
A _________ (insert chosen religious leader - my version was a Mormon
bishop) loved hunting, but could never find time to do so. The only day he
could find time was Sunday (or other selected religious day) when he should
be at church. Finally one Sunday he decided to go hunting anyway, so he
rang up and said that he was feeling sick, loaded up his hunting gear and
went to the woods. After a while he saw a bear. Carefully stalking within
range, he aimed and shot. However, his shot only slightly wounded the bear,
which gave a roar and turned to chase him. The gun was jammed, so he turned
and ran, with the bear hot on his heels. All of a sudden he tripped up. In
desperation, he said a quick prayer "Dear Lord, please make this a
Christian bear" The bear stopped 2 feet away from him and dropped to its
knees. He was about to say another prayer of thanks for being saved when he
heard the bear saying "...and please bless this food to give me health and
Grant O'Neil _r| Ll\
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I was miserable.
Then someone told me "Smile and be happy - things could get worse"
So I smiled and was happy - and things got worse...
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City