Re: Send me your Bear Jokes
Jim Peterson (kupete@KUHUB.CC.UKANS.EDU)
Tue, 7 Jul 1998 19:04:57 +0100
Barry Runnels wrote:
SO SEND ME YOUR BEAR JOKES.
Okay, here's one that is only slightly crude....you'll have to use your
judgement as to it's appropriateness. Actually, this WAS a Lion safari
joke but it works for bears just as well. Here goes:
These two guys were sitting around the campfire talking and the one guy
says, "Yeah, I just got back from a big bear hunt up in Wyoming....it was
cold, wet and we were out hiking in the wilderness for five days and hadn't
seen a single bear. It was really depressing. We had decided to go home
and call it quits and were hiking back to base camp, my gun bearers were
behind me and I was leading the way through some really rough country. It
started to rain in buckets....we were wet, cold and all of a sudden I
tripped over this big root and fell splat into a mud puddle. I got up,
wiped the mud out of my eyes (pantomine that) and not more than ten feet in
front of me was the biggest grizzly I've ever seen! He just stood there
looking at me.....I reached around SLOWLY (mime it) for my gun bearer to
hand me my gun but nothing happened....I looked slowly over my shoulder (do
it) and my gun bearers were all gone....just me and that big bear. The
bear let out a huge ROOOOAAAR! (roar real loud!) ......well, I just pooped
my pants". My partner at the fire said, "GEE! I can imagine....a bear
that close...." "No,.... just now when I said ROOOAAAR,... I just pooped
Lemme know if you can use it!:-) Off to Bartle next Wed...wish you were
going with us! Have a good one!
BLUE SKIES!, Any day above ground is a good day!
Jim Peterson Eagle class of '63
BS RT Comm, Pelathe Dist
Heart of America Council Brotherhood, Tamegonit Lodge
ASM, T-55, Lawrence, Kansas Mic-O-Say: HW "Shieldmaker"
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