Things not to say to the ni
Frank Bartel (Frank_Bartel@QMAIL4.NBA.TRW.COM)
Fri, 7 Nov 1997 12:47:04 -0700
Mail*Link(r) SMTP Things not to say to the nice police officer
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave
me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other
car around -- that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off
my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at
I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green
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