I know how Hillary feels!
Marie E. Lackore (mlackore@VBE.COM)
Sun, 12 Oct 1997 22:58:45 -0500
Attention all women!
How many of you know just exactly how Hillary feels!? Read on!
Marie E. Lackore
WHO'S THE BOSS?!?!?
Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in
and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we
need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the
whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit
at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people
should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one
be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
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