Worst Meal ever
Jason Cruse (jcruse@NEMONET.COM)
Mon, 11 Aug 1997 13:28:01 -0500
This may not top anything, but in the end...
As a boy, one scout wanted to make chocolate pancakes. His process was as
First, he filled a pot half full with water. Then, he poured in one cup of
cocoa mix. Then, he mixed in half a box of bisquick and stirred. And
stirred. And stirred. (he refused any and all suggestions with "I know
what I'm doing; I do this at home all the time!")
Finally, he had "batter." He decided to make one big pancake, and poured
the mix into a pan. And cooked. And cooked. And stirred. And cooked.
He literally spent 2 hours trying to cook the water off of this mess to
something resembling a pancake. He never got there. The closest he got
had the consistency of undiluted chicken-noodle soup.
Then he conned the scoutmaster into tasting it.
Nobody ate it. No one. We "accidentally" left it out over night, in an
area full of raccoons and other 'critters. NOTHING touched the stuff for
the entire three days we were there.
Jason A. Cruse
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City