Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Fri, 8 Aug 1997 20:02:57 -0700
Just a chuckle for the group:
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Moses: And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the
Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did not cross the road
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your
important documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately,
when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross
the road?" But is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same
time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to cross roads.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever
motive there was.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the
road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of
Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road-it
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Colonel Harlan Sanders: I missed one?
Dilbert: I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
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Can anybody else come up with any more?
Cubmaster, Pack 295
Asst. Scoutmaster, Troop 295
Desert Pacific Council--San Diego, CA
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