Fw: [Fwd: Prisoners?]
Wed, 9 Jul 1997 21:25:09 -0400
> From: Frank Hammitt <email@example.com>
> To: Frank Hammitt <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> Subject: [Fwd: Prisoners?]
> Date: Wednesday, July 09, 1997 7:43 PM
> >From an anonymous co-worker
> > Prison vs. Work
> > In Prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> > At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> > In prison you get three meals a day.
> > At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to
> > pay for that one.
> > In prison you get time off for good behavior.
> > At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
> > In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open
> > all the doors yourself.
> > In prison you can watch TV and play games.
> > At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> > In prison you get your own toilet.
> > At work you have to share.
> > In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
> > In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
> > required.
> > At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
> > then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
> > prisoners.
> > In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars
> > from the inside wanting to get out.
> > At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
> > go to bars.
> > In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at
> > any time.
> > At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> > In prison there are sadistic wardens.
> > At work, we have managers.
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City