Some thoughts to ponder...
Pete Murray (pjm@WORLDRAMP.NET)
Sun, 6 Jul 1997 23:54:30 -0400
>Time to laugh!
>ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
> A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
>ON PROBLEM SOLVING
> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
> resemble a nail.-Abraham Maslow
> He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
>ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
> I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
>has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
> -- English Professor, Ohio University
>ON POETIC LOVE
> When you're swimmin' in the creek
> And an eel bites your cheek
> That's a moray!
> -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
> Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
>brightly colored machine tools.
> Q: How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: One
>ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
> Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
> Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
> This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be
> thrown with great force.-Dorothy Parker
> To err is human, to moo bovine.
> The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
> Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
>ON WORLD POLITICS
> Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
>AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
> There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
>don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City