Pete Murray (pjm@WORLDRAMP.NET)
Tue, 1 Jul 1997 22:02:03 -0400
>1. There's only one thing wrong with many human faces-they show.
> 2. Almost anything comes to him who waits-including gray hair, false >teeth and a potbelly.
> 3. Don't frown at the rain, it's the only thing that is coming down.
> 4. Teenage boys who whistle at girls are just going through a stage >which will > probably last fifty years.
> 5. The house in which a man is boss is probably still under >construction.
> 6. A hospital should have a recovery room adjoining the cashiers >office.
> 7. Isn't it strange how often small talk comes in such large doses?
> 8. A pest is someone who goes out of their way to get in yours.
> 9. Can you remember when heartburn came from eating the meal, not >paying for it.
>10. The meanest man on earth is the fellow who gives a friend with loose > dentures a piece of bubble gum.
>11. There are two things that seem impossible to do-put toothpaste back >in > the tube and get off a mailing list.
>12. Even though most of us are married, life must some how go on.
>13. Don't you long for the good old days when Uncle Sam lived within his > income and without most of yours.
>14. A small town is usually divided by a railroad, a main street, two >churches and
> a lot of opinions.
>15. It seems the less a fellow knows the more positive he is about it .
>16. In the good old days, people stopped spending when they ran out of >money.
>17. A man complains about the food when he eats at home and about the >prices > when he eats out.
>18. A good friend is someone who can tell you all his problems-but >doesn't.
>19. Why doesn't somebody come up with a tenderizer for people?
>20. Everything gets easier with practice-except getting out of bed in >the > morning.
>21. Any girl who knows how to cook can find a man that knows how to eat!
>22. The only thing that goes faster than a teen-age driver is a five >dollar > bill.
>23. The hardest thing about climbing the ladder of success is getting >through > the crowd at the bottom.
>24. It is the man who has done nothing who is sure nothing can be done.
>25. Not since Indians collected scalps have so many people walked around >with > hair that is not their own.
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