FW: Things that make you go "Hmmmm" (fwd)
Lorie McGraw (llmcgraw@WORLDNET.ATT.NET)
Thu, 12 Jun 1997 02:00:56 +0000
Subject: FW: Things that make you go "Hmmmm"
>>TODAY'S EXTRA: Things that make you go, "Hmmm..."
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?
If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....but DISH WASHING
LIQUID contains real lemons.
How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of.
Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to "CURE" it.
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS, aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City