Fw: humor: geek tee-shirts
Edward W. Hammitt (ehammitt@IX.NETCOM.COM)
Mon, 9 Jun 1997 18:01:04 -0400
> 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
> 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
> 3. Buy a Pentium 586/166 so you can reboot faster.
> 4. 2 + 2 = 5 for very large values of 2.
> 5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
> 6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
> 7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
> 8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
> 9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
> 10. <------The information went data way-----
> 11. Best file compression around: "DEL" = 100% compression
> 12. Definition of upgrade: Take old bugs out; put new ones in.
> 13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted. Cereal Port Not Responding.
> 14. "The name is Baud . . . . James Baud."
> 15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 QUARTER=4 DOWN=2 YARDS TO GO=10
> 16. Access denied - nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
> 17. C:\> Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner!
> 18. Bad command. Bad, bad, command. Sit! Stay! Staaay!
> 19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
> 20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
> 21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
> 22. Backups? We don't NEED no stinking backups.
> 23. E Pluribus Modem
> 24. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
> 25. Ethernet (n), something used to catch the etherbunny.
> 26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
> 27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting.
> 28. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted; Re-boot Washington, D.C. (Y/N)?
> 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
> 30. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
> 31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
> 32. 24 hours in a day...24 diet cokes in a case...coincidence?
> 33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
> 34. Windows: Just another pane.
> 35. SENILE:COM found... Out Of Memory...
> 36. Who is General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
> 37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
> 38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
> 39. Shell to DOS. Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
> 40. All computers wait at the same speed.
> 41. DEFN: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
> 42. Press <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue...
> 43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
> 44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
> 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
> 46. E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
> 47. Help! I'm modeming . . . . and I can't hang up!
> 48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kebord awound?
> 49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press Fl to continue.
> 50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates, 1981.
> 51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGIRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
> 52. Hidden DOS secret - add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS.
> 53. Press any key- no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
> 54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
> 55. Go ahead, make my data!
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City