Re: Continuing the discussion even more ... against GIRLS!
Lawrence E. Faust (lfaust@ATLANTIC.NET)
Wed, 28 May 1997 18:28:17 -0400
> Yup. Let's keep those girls out of the B.S.A.!
> They'll only mess things up.
> Look at what Eve did to Adam!
> At what Delilah did to Sampson!
> What Pandora did to her box!
> Gentlemen, we have trouble.
> Trouble with a capitol T
> Which rhymes with G
> And that stands for GIRLS!
> They'll start trying to pretty up the campsites with curtains and
> doilies and such!
> They'll have no place to plug in those hair curler things they own!
> They'll be ordering the boys to rearrange the trees in the forest!
> They'll even expect the boys to carry their bags and set up their
> tents and portage their canoes!
> And goodness gracious, SOME OF THE GIRLS MIGHT EVEN OUTPERFORM THE
> BOYS for heavens sake. Think how devastating that might be to our
> And while we're at it, let's kick out all of the scouters who open
> their soft boiled eggs from the little end. Only "big enders" allowed
> in scouting is what I say.
> Yeah... that's the ticket! ;-)
Couldn't have said it better. However, REAL Scouts eat their eggs
scrambled- tends to level the field.
Scouting is a way of life,
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