Humor: Life's Little Proverbs
Lorie McGraw (llmcgraw@WORLDNET.ATT.NET)
Wed, 28 May 1997 17:24:31 +0000
Hello to the List:
Got this from a friend, and thought about keeping it for a new signature
line for the next year's worth of postings, but then I said "Nahhh, this has
to be shared". So enjoy, and pass these gems on!
**LIFE'S LITTLE PROVERBS**
* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
* The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
* The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
* The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their
level of incompetence.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City