Dennis L. Haynes (HAYNESNPA@AOL.COM)
Tue, 25 Feb 1997 18:07:18 -0500
Received this today. Thought I'd pass it along.
Cubmaster, Pack 635
Pacific Desert Council
Santa Margarita East District 26
Date: 97-02-24 00:08:02 EST
WHY ASK WHY,
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if y0u are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights.
You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called cargo? but
when you transport something by ship , it's called cargo?
Yo know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why does the computer Auto-save while you are trying to delete?
Enjoy, Love Alice
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City