Re: You Might be a Scout.....
Laura Sue Hayes (laurasue@JUNO.COM)
Thu, 31 Oct 1996 12:50:58 EST
In relation to the message below, my husband and I had a great time
thinking up the following...
You just might be a Scout...
...if your "microwave" is a box wrapped in foil...
...if your gourmet meal consists of cornbread, "Spam," and bug-juice...
...if your idea of a burned-out lightbulb is a broken mantle...
...if your front door has a zipper instead of a deadbolt...
...if your last birthday cake was prepared and served in a Dutch Oven...
...if you've ever heard the phrase, "Trust me, it's only an hour a
...if you're the only one on your block with a fire pit in your
...if you've ever been mistaken for a park ranger or a State Trooper...
...if your "family vacation" includes 30 kids your wife/husband doesn't
...if the trash collector has ever requested that you not hang your bags
between the trees in the parkway...
Since I'm having trouble getting my digests from Scouts-L, I'd very much
appreciate a copy of the final skit...it has great potential. I hope
I've been helpful!
* Laura *
Choose to chance the rapids, and dare to dance the tide
Laura Hayes, District Executive, Calumet Council
On Thu, 17 Oct 1996 00:30:44 -0700 Martin Konigsdorffer
>Kevin Henderson wrote:
>> Hi all,
>> I am going to be on staff for our councils JLT and would like to
>poll the list for ideas on a skit. I am sure you have all heard the
>> might be a redneck' jokes...well.. If your clothes are all in zip-lock
>> bags--You might be a scout. You get the idea. If you send all
>> responses to me I will compile a complete script and post to the
>> Kevin Henderson
>> ASM Troop 28
>> | >>>--------> |
>> Brotherhood 96
>> Ashwanchi Kinta Lodge 193
>You might be a Scout if your closets are full and they don't contain
>clothes but craft stuff...
>You might be Scout if you have a special weaved belt loop cup
>You might be a Scout if you know more than two ways to light a fire...
>CSRT, etc (mkonigsd.surfsouth.com)
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City