Re: You Might be a Scout if....
Lisa A. Varner (lavarner@JUNO.COM)
Fri, 18 Oct 1996 23:37:36 EDT
My daughter helped me with these.
You might be a scout if...
...you have holes in the pockets of your jeans from carrying a pocket
... you begin to think half frozen french fries, don't taste all that
...you keep a bucket of water by your side while cooking dinner.
...you spontaneously break into strange songs in public.
...you can stare at a spider web for an hour, and not notice the time
...you carry your own toilet paper wherever you go.
...you always read by a flashlight.
...your radio is always tuned to the weather station.
...you horde tent stakes.
...you wear 2 pairs of socks to bed.
...you keep a lantern hanging outside your bathroom door.
...you sleep under a trash bag.
...you cannot walk by a piece of trash without picking it up.
...you carry a dufflebag size first aide kit in your car.
...you always have hat hair.
...you continue to wear it until it stands on it's own.
...you're always counting how many matches you have left.
...you tie up your little brother, and he can't get loose.
...you know all the words to Little Bunny Foo-Foo, but can't remember
...you see paint samples in a store and immediately want to name things
in nature with the same colors.
...your pots and pans are all black.
...you roast mini marshmallows on a paper clip over a candle, put it on a
golden graham with one square of chocolate, just to get the flavor.
...you always cook enough food for twelve.
...all your clothes smell like pickles (from the bucket).
...pie iron pizzas is the best meal you've had all week.
...you always have a cup hooked to your belt.
...all your dishes have little pieces of egg stuck on them.
...you own little bits of every color felt.
...you open letters with a pocket knife.
...you have something on your shoe...and you're sure it's only mud.
...you eat ants on a log and like it.
...you wear bread bags on your feet.
...you know 365 one pot meals.
...when opening large gifts you survey the box wondering if you have a
piece of foil large enough to cover it.
...you buy your shampoo in little tiny bottles.
...you order pizzas 14 at a time.
...you have the urge to help little old ladies...whether they want it or
...everything in your cupboard says "Instant, just add water".
...your neighbors hide when they see you going door to door with "that
order form" again.
...you have to go to the restroom and you start looking for a buddy.
...you really do use those emergency sewing kits.
...you go to someone's house for dinner, don't like the food, and ask if
they have peant butter and jelly.
... you tie your shoe and check the handbook to se if it can go toward
earning a badge.
...you see a pile of rocks and immediately put them in a circle.
...you know 100 uses for a bandana.
...all your shirts have pin holes in them.
...you wear thongs in the shower.
...you actually own the book, "How to Sh*t in the Woods".
...you have a collection of used candles and dryer lint.
...someone asks for a volunteer and you find your hand is already in the
...your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
Lisa Varner <<LAVarner@juno com>>
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