Re: Top ten humor
Harry Simmons (Harry_Simmons@IBM.NET)
Fri, 20 Sep 1996 21:57:43 -0700
Lisa, your "slip" is showing! <grin>.
I apologize in advance...I could not resist...
When I read this post this morning I knew that:
1) I could NOT show it to my wife (who as a rookie 3-beader for this,
her first weekend of a Wood Badge course, is already at the camp).
2) Would raise the ire of somebody on the list.
While my "Mars" behaviour thought it was cute, I have to agree with
you; It did not pass what I call the test of the "light of day"...
I would not like my mother reading statements like being sourced to
For those of you who have not read "Men are from Mars, Women are from
Venus", go find a copy and enjoy.
Lisa A. Varner wrote:
> Thought I should prepare my girls with responses...how do these sound?
> >Top ten pick-up lines you can use while wearing your Scout uniform.
> >10: I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you.
> Can it also lead you away?
> >9. The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
> So will my fist bring out the red in your nose.
> >8. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
> Colin Powell is mine.
> >7. It's true, this arrow is a sign for virility.
> Oh, I thought that was a dart!
> >6. Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.
> Isn't that poison ivy under your feet?
> >5. Can I practice giving you CPR?
> Over my dead body.
> >4. Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.
> My dad is creating a badge for hunting-better start running now!
> >3. Come on, I'll give you a tour of my tent.
> Good, then I'll know where to get those extra stakes I need, tonight.
> >2. I know how to tie 27 different knots. Can I tie you...I mean
> >show you?
> Sure, tie one around your ankles with this rope I threw over this tree
> >1. These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can
> >feel them if you want to.
> I'll try the burn test I just learned, cotton burns, polyester melts.
> Lisa Varner <<LAVarner@juno com>>
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> Haven't been there. Don't want to go. Don't need another t-shirt!!
Harry Simmons "I used to be a Bear...."
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Occoneechee Council, Boy Scouts of America
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