Re: Top ten humor
Lisa A. Varner (lavarner@JUNO.COM)
Fri, 20 Sep 1996 08:43:11 EDT
Thought I should prepare my girls with responses...how do these sound?
>Top ten pick-up lines you can use while wearing your Scout uniform.
>10: I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you.
Can it also lead you away?
>9. The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
So will my fist bring out the red in your nose.
>8. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
Colin Powell is mine.
>7. It's true, this arrow is a sign for virility.
Oh, I thought that was a dart!
>6. Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.
Isn't that poison ivy under your feet?
>5. Can I practice giving you CPR?
Over my dead body.
>4. Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.
My dad is creating a badge for hunting-better start running now!
>3. Come on, I'll give you a tour of my tent.
Good, then I'll know where to get those extra stakes I need, tonight.
>2. I know how to tie 27 different knots. Can I tie you...I mean
Sure, tie one around your ankles with this rope I threw over this tree
>1. These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can
>feel them if you want to.
I'll try the burn test I just learned, cotton burns, polyester melts.
Lisa Varner <<LAVarner@juno com>>
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