J. R. Weekley (jmar@IX.NETCOM.COM)
Tue, 17 Sep 1996 07:41:30 -0700
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and
generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around
the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you
can do, I can do better."
The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
"I just shut down two engines, kid."
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City