SPLs too tough to be tasty
Dan OCanna (ocanna@ALPHA.CAER.UKY.EDU)
Sat, 6 Jul 1996 10:01:28 EDT
>Cook'm and Eat'm that is what our Troop does!
Reminds me of an old joke that could be recycled into a skit.
A mamma bear (or other large carnivore) enters a butcher shop. She
asks the butcher what he has special today.
"Road kill possum, only $.50/lb"
"No thanks what else?"
"Fresh venison $1.00/lb"
"No thanks, had that last week."
Proced through several more choices each slightly more expensive than the
last. The shopper refuses each one.
"How about some fresh Boy Scout, $30.00/lb"
"Thirty dollars a pound? Why so expensive?"
"Did 'ya ever try to clean one?"
Yours in the spirit of Scouting,
Dan O'Canna [email@example.com] Lexington, KY USA
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City