What We Have Here Is A Failure To ... ?
Steve Robinson (0006155173@MCIMAIL.COM)
Wed, 27 Mar 1996 09:38:00 EST
Since Scouting is supposed to fun, I thought I'd share another humorous
item with all of you.
Since last time I did this, people intepreted it in different ways,
and perhaps felt I was advocating something inconsistent with Scouting.
This is not the case, and for those people who can see the humor in
this - ENJOY!
SM, Troop 1133
(...and a good ol' beaver, too..)
You can't please all of the people all of the time!
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Subject: FW: What We Have Here Is A Failure To ... ?
Date: Friday, March 22, 1996 12:39PM
A woman wanted a divorce. She went to the courthouse and
appeared before the judge. The judge reviewed her petition and asked,
"Do you have grounds?" The woman looked at him quizzically and said,
"Grounds? Well, yes, your Honor, we do have about an acre and a half."
"No," said the judge, "what I mean is, Do you have a grudge?" The
bewildered woman replied, "No, we just have a carport." The judge was
becoming frustrated. "You're not getting the point," he said. "Does he
beat you up?" The woman replied, "Oh, no I'm up at 6:30 and he doesn't
get up until 7:00." The judge was exasperated. He looked at the
woman and asked: "Look, Lady, why are you here? What reason
do you have for wanting a divorce?" The woman replied,
"Because my husband and I have a communication problem."
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City