Jon D. Rogers (Eglsctexon@AOL.COM)
Tue, 12 Sep 1995 00:39:43 -0400
A.P. ---Arnold Palmer
*blue tarps (optional)
* gulf clubs( a whole bunch of sticks apx. the same size will do)
* min of 6 people; max 10.
Here it is:::)))
Just two weeks ago, Jesus came back again with Moses. When he got here he
realized he had come to soon. So he decided to play some gulf. (Nar. exits
the stage/campfire ring and Jesus and Moses enter w/ gulf clubs)
Jesus starts to practice swing for the next tee.
Moses looks at Jesus' stick(club) and says: You can't make this tee with
a 7-iron! You'll plop the ball right into the middle of the pond down there!
Jesus:(turns and looks at Moses assuredly): If Arnold Palmer can do it,
I can do it
Moses: All right, but I'm tell'n you, your not gonna make it.
Jesus: takes a couple of practice swings and tees off.
Narator:and there goes the ball laties and gents and it looks good...but oh!
it's in the pond!
Moses: Told you so!
Jesus: Yeah, yeah, just go get my ball.
Moses: moses walks to the pond (blue tarp), parts the water(if you have two
tarps you can have 2-4 boys part the two tarps indicating the parting of the
water) goes and picks up the ball, puts the water back and hands the ball to
Jesus: Jesus starts to tee off again( same stick or club)
Moses: You can't make that shot with the 7-iron Jesus, you just can't.
Jesus: (stops his practice swing and says)If A.P. can do it, I can do it.
Moses: (shrugs shoulders)
Jesus: Tees off.
Narator: Oh, it's looking better every bod...oh but it sunk in the middle of
the pond. He is getting better though!
Jesus: Yeah, yeah, just go get my ball.(speaking to Moses)
Moses: does the routine, gives Jesus his ball
Jesus: Begins to tees off
Moses: Look, Jesus, I've told you twice that you can't make it with that
7-iron. If the ball goes into the water, you'r going to look for it.
Jesus: fair enough...(tees off)
Narator: Oh its going, going...it looks like it gonna make it, its, its,
oh...:( it ploped in the far side of the pond
Moses: I told you, I'm not going to go get the ball
Jesus: (drops his club and goes down to the pond and starts walking on the
water looking for his ball)
Narator: (jumps into picture:in the background 2/3 people come in to set up
for the hole and are surveying the course) While Jesus is walking on the
course, the next group comes up to play.
(Char)acter 1: (char. 1&2 gather around, moses off watching the group
talk)O.k. There's a straight-away, a bend, a pond, another straight-
awa...hey wait a minute! There's somebody waking on the water!
Char 2: who does he thing he is?! Jesus Christ?!
Moses: Nope, he thinks he's A.P.
Everyone runs off stage.
Skit made up by Soaring Eagles Patrol T123 Newton, Ks
I hope you will use this one. It took us a whole day to put this one
YNSQISRNBIS(Yours not so quite in scouting right now but in spirit)
JOn D. Rogers
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City