Re: Need Pirate Jokes
Gerald Demontgny (gdemontg@CCS.CARLETON.CA)
Fri, 14 Apr 1995 21:09:45 EDT
> Our next Pack meeting is scheduled for 4/20 and the theme is
> pirate/pirate waters. I would like to tell a few pirate jokes
> but I do not know of any. Any jokes/suggestions, no matter how bad,
> would be appreciated.
There is a rather iffy skit I know of which I have seen performed at a
Setting: Aboard the HMS Destroyer, a British Ship of the Line in the
17th century --who knows what the ship was called, or the century???--
1st mate: Captain, captain, there is a spanish ship on the horizon.
--mate runs off.
Captain: --To the cabin boy-- Boy get me my sword!
1st mate: Captain, captain, there are five spanish ships on the
Captain: Boy get me my muskets!
1st Mate: Captain, captain, there are ten spanish ships on the
Captain: Boy get me my red Jacket!
1st Mate: Captain, captain, there are twenty ships on the horizon.
Captain: Boy get me my brown pants!
--I warned you it was iffy!
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