A bit of fun :)
Anne Riddick (riddick_a@KOSMOS.WCC.GOVT.NZ)
Wed, 14 Dec 1994 12:55:33 +1200
I had this sent to me recently - I am not sure who the original poster was but
the header was from alt.humour.puns. It might be a bit of fun at a campfire :)
Northland Girl Guides; Province Training Team; Wellington, New Zealand
So there was this hunter, you see, who had this boat....
traditional-like... He took it upstream into the woods when he
went hunting... he took it downstream to the village when he
wanted to sell his pelts... In fact he went just about everywhere
in it but one thing always bugged him: it was always sooooo
cold.... no matter what he wore he just *froze*....
Soon warmth began emanating from the stove and he started home.
But before he had gone far the stove had overheated, burned thru
the bottom of the boat and sent it spiralling to the river
bed.... so the Indian swam ashore, thinking to himself that there
must be some sort of lesson to be learned here..... he was right:
you can't have your kayak and heat it....
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City