Fred Maslan (MASFAM@AOL.COM)
Sun, 6 Nov 1994 17:50:15 -0500
To all scouters that sent Pinewood Derby stories and Ideas for my Powwow
skit, Thank you very much. It went over very well. Some of you requested
copies, so here it is.
Pinewood Derby Skit
Announcer: And the cars are off!
Parent 1: Excuse me Billy's wheel is wobbly can I fix it?
Den leader: I guess that's OK.
Race Chairman: Where are you going with that car?
Parent 1: Sue said I could fix it.
Announcer: And the winner is number 12!
Race Chairman: Wait a minute I missed that. Let's do the race over.
Parent 2: You can't do that! My son won. Everybody but you saw it. If you
do that I'm taking my son and we Quit!
Parent 1: If my son can't fix his car I'm taking my son home and we quit!
Parent 3: You disqualified my son just because he kicked the track? We
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen this race is really starting to get
exciting, cars are jumping the track left and right.
Parent 4: You said the track would be fixed by this race. This is such a
dorky Pack. We quit!
Announcer: And so the Pack disappears in a cloud of Smoke!
Thanks again, this really got discussion going.
I used to be a Bobwhite
Terry Howerton Sakima Group, Inc. SCOUTER Magazine Kansas City