Words to silly poem
Brian K. Gray (co150@CLEVELAND.FREENET.EDU)
Tue, 4 May 1993 08:30:13 -0400
As requested, the words to a silly poem:
Dear Ladels and Gentlemen,
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something
of which I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, there will be a Mothers
Meeting for Fathers only, to decide what color to whitewash
the fence. If you can come, please stay at home. Wear your best
clothes if you haven't any.
Admission is free; pay at the door. Take a seat, and sit on the floor.
Thank you for your very unkind attention.
And in the same vein...
On a cold summer's day and a warm winters night, two dead boys
got up to fight. Back to back the fought each other. They drew
their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard this
noise, and came and killed those two dead boys. If you don't believe
that this lie is true, ask the blind man - he saw it too.
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