Funny Friday #2
William H. Sills (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Fri Apr 03 11:19:08 1998
A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that
the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we
didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
So far today, I've done alright
. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish
or over-indulgent. I'm very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed. And from then on, I'm
probably going to need a lot more help